Day 222: A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse said "No change yet."
Day 223: The only way to cure the invisible man is to take him to the ICU.
Day 224: I've just been expelled from mime class. Must have been something I said.
Day 225: Astronauts stay healthy by taking their vita-moons.
Day 226: I was so sad when I lost my video game. Unfortunately, there was nobody there to console me.
Also happy MAR10 day to ya'll
Day 228: My clothes are so wrinkly that people have started thinking I'm iron deficient.
Day 229: I bought a bottle of head lice treatment yesterday but there's no instructions on how to use it. To be honest it's left me scratching my head.
Day 230: I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
And then he threw the armless, legless woman into the ocean and said "you're screwed now!"
Day 231: Gravity is studied a lot because it is a very attractive field.
Day 232: A train can hear another train coming by using its engin-ears.
Day 233: When it came to getting even with my local bus company, I pulled out all the stops.