Joke of the day
9 months ago
North Carolina, USA

ALRIGHT EVERYONE because the "fun fact every day thread" thread is a complete failure, @Bomb has been banned, and @KendrickMeatRider69 is too lazy, AND that I've run out of things to put into the thread, I am starting this one. Okay? Okay.

Day 1: I'm feeling pretty proud that I've just finished a 30-piece jigsaw in 1 hour. It says on the box 3-5 years...

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Somerset, England
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Somerset, England

The successor to @KendrickMeatRider69's Fun fact every day thread🤔😳😳

SuperGamer64, Zanum and 3 others like this
North Carolina, USA

This will be the more successful one i promise you

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CyanWes
He/Him, They/Them
9 months ago

Saving my jokes for when gaming forgets

SuperGamer64, Zanum and 3 others like this
North Carolina, USA

Day 2: My doctor friend has a picture of a country estate next to his bed. You can tell that he was a good bedside manor.

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North Carolina, USA

Day 3: When I was out walking the other day, I saw a shrub that was covered in bacon. When I went to take a closer look, I got mugged.Turns out it was a hambush.

grnts, SuperGamer64 and 3 others like this
Somerset, England

Why is bro making jokes about bacon😑

Edited by the author 9 months ago
grnts, SuperGamer64 and 3 others like this
North Carolina, USA

Whoops...uh...

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CyanWes
He/Him, They/Them
9 months ago

Gaming got beef with bacon

grnts, SuperGamer64 and 3 others like this
North Carolina, USA

I was making a joke about pigs, okay?1?!?

GeometryDashFan, grnts and 4 others like this
Somerset, England

You're the fucking pig🐷🐖🐽

GeometryDashFan, grnts and 4 others like this
North Carolina, USA

I'm sorry. :,( :,(

grnts, SuperGamer64 and 3 others like this
North Carolina, USA

Gaming got beef with bacon

@ThatVeganTeacher

GeometryDashFan, grnts and 4 others like this
North Carolina, USA

@SkittlesCat I'm dropping out of the MLG war. It's no fun bcuz there is no "comment likes given" statistic. I think the war is stupid if there is no way to keep track of it.

GeometryDashFan, grnts and 4 others like this
North Carolina, USA

Day 4: I don't mean to brag, but I'm the first person to make a book from onion skins. Read it and weep.

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North Carolina, USA

Day 5: long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

Edited by the author 9 months ago
Somerset, England

Yeah but no